Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, friends and neighbors, brothers and sisters, and everyone in between....WELCOME! You are about to embark on a strange and fascinating journey, unlike anything you've ever experienced. If you are not completely satisfied, we offer a double your money back guarantee; so without further ado, let the show being!
My Name is Me2 (more about that later in the program). I come from humble beginings; born in the foothills of Tennessee in the summer of '64. My mother raised me right - to open the door for ladies, to say "yes m'am" and "no sir", to take my hat off when there is prayer and the National Anthem, and to never forget, or to foresake, my southern heritage. I am proud to be a son of the confederacy. It is HERITAGE and not Hate, it is PRIDE and not Prejudice. While my mother crossed-over to a better plane of existance a few years back, I know that if I ever failed to follow even one of her rules, she would return here without hesitation and hit me in the head with a biscuit soaked in gravy. Like many southern raised males, I have a healthy respect for southern women. Unlike yankee women, when you open a door for them, all you hear is "thank you" with a polite smile, and not a glare or even worse, the yankee girls open the other door and go thru just to spite you. I was born and raised in the United States of America, that would make me a native american, even thou i am not American Indian; so whether you are black, white, asian, hispanic, a mix of any other nationality, or all of them, so if you were BORN on United States soil, you are an American citizen, without the African, or European, or Asian, etc. prefix, and if you were not born here, and you are illegal, go back where you came from, and if you are here legally, welcome to our country, now learn to speak English, you adopted our country and customs, we did not adopt you.
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